Please Translate. I Need To Know What This Dog Is Saying!

This duo is making me scream! They are so cute together. They seriously remind me of an old married couple. I need to know what this Frenchie is saying. Do you have any idea? I replayed this like six times and some of this really sounds like words. And those ears! Those expressions! This is totally adorable!

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