Florida Police Are Looking For A Cow That Has Been On The Run Since January

Back in January, a cow a went on the run after breaking out – and she’s been on the go ever since evading the local police.

The crafty cow has been described as being “faster than it looks” and a “talented fence jumper.” And in a very Floridian twist, the cow apparently loves to spend time by pools, so Florida residents are being encouraged to keep a lookout for the bathing beauty in their backyards.

The Pembroke Pines Police Department created a wanted poster for the cow, which they later tweeted, along with the caption, “For several months a loose cow has been seen wandering in the area of Sheridan & I-75. It has evaded capture by both our officers & assisting cow herders since January. If you know the owner of this cow, or if you know its whereabouts, contact the PPPD at 954-431-2200.”

Currently, the cow is facing such charges as “MOOving violations, UDDERing false checks and fleeing and eluding police.” It sounds like a hardened criminal.

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One person responded to the tweet to say they were certain they spotted the fugitive bovine on the 7th of March, however, at the time she said she doubted herself and thought she was “crazy” for seeing a random cow roaming around. When the woman went back to check, the cow was nowhere to be seen.

Another person commented on the tweet and stated, “I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this but I am.”

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