Man Shares Hilarious Reasons Why His Golden Retriever “Wouldn’t Survive In The Wild”

Golden retrievers are one of the most popular dogs breeds in the United States due to their loving nature, goofy personalities, and unwavering loyalty. Teddy is no exception.

A doting dog dad, Johnathan Lower, shares his larger-than-life golden retriever named Teddy with the world through social media. The adorable dog has acquired quite the following with over 5 million followers on TikTok @aguyandagolden. People tune in to see what Teddy is up to in his custom doghouse (a storage closet that his dad turned into a luxury dog condo with a bed, tv and fireplace) and are never disappointed.

@aguyandagolden Teddy Tuesday always comes through. #dog #goldenretriever ♬ Up Beat (Married Life) – Kenyi

Teddy entertains his fans with his weekly adventures on “Teddy Tuesdays” and glimpses into his pampered life. The sweet boy lives life to the fullest and enjoys all the little things in life like toys, a soft bed, and tasty treats.

He clearly wouldn’t survive on his own in the wild, or at least he wouldn’t enjoy it.

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Lower made a funny video of the reasons why Teddy wouldn’t survive in the wild and it has gone viral. Aside from the obvious reason that Teddy would miss his dad, he would miss the comforts of his home and much more.

In case you didn’t know, Teddy likes to “fight crime” dressed as Batdog. When he’s not busy protecting his neighborhood, he enjoys watching fish at the pet store and getting a new stuffed toy. These are just a few of the things he would miss.

Check out the video below to see why Teddy is “domesticated for good”.

@aguyandagolden He’s domesticated for good. #dog #goldenretriever ♬ Toxic x Pony – ALTÉGO

It is clear that Teddy relies just as much on his dad as his dad does on him. Be sure to follow him on TikTok for more amazing videos that are sure to make your day.