Hold Onto Your Jowl Horses – 16 New Dog Breed Names That Will Leave You HowlingThe Animal Rescue Site
New discoveries in biology are often heralded with carefully crafted latin names, or nomenclature befitting the great minds of our time. And while Linnean taxonomy holds a crucial role in our animalian knowledge base, it serves absolutely no purpose in coming up with some new names for our favorite friends.
There’s nothing wrong with the old names, of course. It’s just that Canis lupus familiars isn’t exactly familiar with any of them, and neither are we.
For the sake of efficiency, evolutionary progress, and your enjoyment, the Animal Rescue Site submits the following new dog names into the codex caninus.
Blonde and Loving Its
Old Fashioned Ghosts
What We Have When Bears Die Outs
Pawntene Pro Vs
Cleveland Brown Bags
Spheres of Influence
You Will Soon Learn To Appreciate Mes
Whether or not these dog names will stick, only time will tell. For those more interested in cat facts, follow the button below and learn about your feline’s secret plans to kill you with a cold shoulder.
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