Max The Cat Goes To The LibraryMatthew Russell
Max lives his life by a simple code. Hang out at the library and chew kibble.
For a while, he’s been all out of kibble. The problem is, he’s also been in the library.
While the literature-loving kitty would be welcome at most other libraries, Max, sadly, has achieved the status of fursona non grata. You see, Max is less a book worm than a curious cat, and the Macalester College library he’s patronized for the last few months has let its human guests know he’s not welcome.
“Please do not let in the cat,” the sign reads. “His name is Max. Max is nice. His owner does not want Max in the library. We do not want Max in the library.”
As the Internet is always quick to point out, however, you can’t keep a good cat down. A photo of the poster was reposted—a few million times—after it first showed up on Twitter.
This is basically halfway to being a children's book pic.twitter.com/DjwUPHy9Wz— Erin McGuire (@e_mcguire_) November 29, 2017
“This is basically halfway to being a children’s book,” wrote Erin McGuire, a noted children’s book illustrator in her own right.
Following McGuire’s lead, another Max-minded Twitter reader offered his own prose, detailing Max’s woes in several lines. It seems as this story grows, it becomes more lovable by the Tweet.
Here’s @relsqui’s contribution:
Every time Max went inside,
librarians from far and wide
would chase him out and whisper “Shoo!”
His owner had forbade him too.
Poor cat. No human thought that he
belonged inside the library.
It seemed unjust to me that Max
was not allowed to browse the stacks!
So I set out to make it right,
with pen and paper, desk and light.
I filed the forms. It wasn’t hard.
And now Max has a library card.
“Please do not let in the cat,”
the sign said. By the door he sat.
His name was Max, I read and learned.
“He’s nice,” but this cat hadn’t earned
the right to come inside and read.
Why could it be? What did he need?
Librarian Alexis Logsdon connected with Max’s owners, who love their cat dearly but just don’t want him in the library.
“Well, mostly he just blocks the door to the library and tries to run in as soon as someone opens the door. The legend of Max might end up being a LOT more fun than the real Max,” Logsdon wrote.
As clever minds on Twitter often do, a follower of Max’s tale quickly found a loophole to this quandary and designed a library card for the cat.
Whether or not he’ll be admitted access again is yet to be seen, but rest assured, the world is waiting to see what Max is going to check out next!
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