15 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Put Up On Their Signs

There are two types of people in this world: Dog people and cat people. If you answered “I’m a cat person”, then your answer may reveal a lot about your personality. A survey done by the University of Texas at Austin found that cat owners were more likely to be curious, unconventional in thinking and actions, and more prone to worry than dog people.

Well, it turns that even veterinarians have strong opinions on cats. So much so that some have found a humorous way to showcase their true feelings about cats on their signs:

1. When your cat is always scratching at the door.

Photo: Highland Road Animal Hospital

2. Who else could watch cat videos all day?

Photo: Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

3. Cats make ALL the rules around the house.

Photo: Petaluma Veterinary Hospital

4. It requires a special set of skills.

Photo: Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

5. Cats have definitely not forgotten.

Photo: Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital via Facebook

6. My cat loves knocking everything off the kitchen table.

Photo: Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

7. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Photo: Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

8. Because they’re just going to throw up on it.

Photo: Frontier Veterinary Hospital

9. My cat does not like when I’m productive…

Photo: Frontier Veterinary Hospital

10. 100% true!

Photo: Highland Animal Hospital

11. Dare To Keep Cats Off Catnip.

Photo: Action Animal Hospital

12. It’s like there’s a hole in their head!

Photo: Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital

13. It’s a full day of work every time I try and take my cat to the vet.

Photo: Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

14. Even a ‘disguised cat’ is rude!

Photo: Carroll County Veterinary Clinic

15. The older I get, the more I find myself relating to my cat.

Photo: Highland Animal Hospital

BONUS: Not every cat hates being covered in water. In fact, these kitties LOVE their baths – more than you might love your warm showers.

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